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Goodbye, 2007.You’ve been an interesting year, 2007. A very interesting year. There was the discovery of the abandoned Turnpike. There was my first handgun (and my second, and now my third). My college degree (albeit ten years too late). Too many court dates (as witness for prosecution, for the record) to […]

Way back in 1994, deep in the basement studios of WNTE at Mansfield University, I was introduced to a spiffy little program known as Cello.  Long before Firefox, Internet Explorer, and even Netscape, Cello allowed that 486SX/25 PC running Windows 3.1 to surf something known as “the world wide web”.  Now this was not my […]

Yes, that one. Full specs on the CL ad, showing here. I’m also throwing in lots of extras, including a three-month-old spare battery with less than 40 charge cycles, a 1-gig USB flash drive, a 19″ flat-screen CRT monitor, and a DVD with some useful OS X software to get you up and running. Includes […]

Well, that didn’t work.
US Airways flight # 386 — an Airbus a320 — departed BWI on August 15th at 9:05pm and landed safely in LAS at 11:04pm. Six days later, US Airways flight # 24 departed McCarran at 4:34pm and arrived back in Baltimore at 12:21am. At the Westin Casuarina, a […]

One month from today.  Body English, Fusion, and Jet.  $365* per person, including airfare, hotel, taxes, and fees.  Awesome.
* - obligatory trips to Freemont to laugh at the LED marquees advertising “$1 DEEP FRIED TWINKIES” not included.

Today I went down to my friendly neighborhood fire house and picked up my copy of the report from my neighbor’s recent house fire.

I don’t have a Myspace account. Hardly a day goes by where someone fails to point this out to me. This lacking is by design, and is more than deliberate.
It’s not that I’m a snob. It’s not that I’m too elite to join the masses or any similar nonsense. It’s entirely because I’m simply not […]