So apparently, “people” are “complaining” about the “foul language” used in some of Sheetz’s billboards. The ads in question say, simply, “Crispy Frickin’ Chicken”. And apparently, it’s causing most of our world’s ills. For example, a Hazleton resident called his local codes officer to complain that his small children shouldn’t be “exposed to that type of language”.
There’s really nothing more I can say to highlight how ridiculous this is. However, in a rare moment of insight and humor, a PennLive commenter put it best:
“Wow! Good thing they didn’t advertise a crispy duckling, huh?”