One of the funniest regulars on Twitter is @FakeSarahPalin.  If you’re not following her, you’ll want to start immediately; she just announced that she’ll be liveTweeting tonight’s VP debate.

This is America and I will *not* debate with a French moderator ESPECIALLY THE ONE THEY NAMED THE IFILL TOWER AFTER

CINDY JUST TOLD HER ACCOUNTANT TO COME TO THE BUS AND STUFF HER CASH IN THE SEAT CUSHINS>. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?!

Who makes less than 250k a year? Basically the Iraqis who we want out anyways stupids #current

STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS SO I CAN FOCUS ON THE ECONOMY1 I COULD FIX IT IF YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME PRAY

PANAMA IS TOO IN AMERICA Bristol went on SPRING BREAK THERE!! Silly liberals …

JOHN DOES NOT SPEAK SPANISHI BCZ HE WAS BORN IN THE USA! LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH, IRAQIS!!!1!

WOLVERINES!111